
Well, those sadistic captors of mine have just sealed their faits. They caught me eating out of the cat food bag and I was overly punished by being sent outside to play with the children, who are mean and deserve no pity, and will receive none when my Grand Master Plan is put into effect.
The baby captor seems to be my only friend in this house now, since my ability to give allergies (which I haven't figured out how it works yet) keeps the other members of the captor family at bay.
After not being able to post on my lovely journal for a long time due to the computer being broken by the meathead captor father of these meathead captor children, I have been able to resume work on the Grand Master Plan, and I hope to have it in full force by March.
Until then, I'm stuck with the meathead captors and the baby. Viva la resistance!