Muggers the Cat's Place

Inspiration...

Yeah, you know, that thing that seems to be absent from most modern Hollywood movies. I hate seeing our entertainment values this low.

Which is where, I, Muggers the Cat, come in. Yeah, I'm scouting for a talent scout, hoping that he will allow me the chance to prove myself in the movie industry. I love doing comedy, and I believe that a character based upon myself could translate pretty well to film, a film that I think should redefine what the norm in Hollywood is.

Just think with me for a moment about all of the camera cuts that you see in modern movies as opposed to the few, well-planned cuts seen in movies like The Graduate. Then think about the lighting, the camera angles...every mechanism that makes movies what they really are...art.

So I believe that Hollywood has lost its artistic ability in movies. It is my hope to bring the art back to movies again, if only I am given the chance to, which is the biggest hope of all.

Muggers out.

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Monday, November 28th 2005

2:38 PM

Day 5

Mood: <---stupid animal
Music: <--what the master does after every conversation with his wife

Today has been eventful, just like the tag thingy on my journal and unlike the comment thingies. The dog bit my tail and tugged on it to the point where I was forced to defend myself by scratching his nose and causing it to bleed. Unfortunately, my captors are continuing to harbor a fugitive and suspect that I caused the fight, so now I'm unable to escape their ever-watchful eyes.

What's worse is the bird disappeared, so now, I suspect I'll be blamed for eating him too. If they blame me for that, and that bird turns up somewhere, I'll eat him just because I don't want it to be known that I denied my natural hunting abilities. I have a reputation to protect.

Phaze 2 of the Grand Master Plan is now complete. What's phaze two? Well, we (me and my followers and fans) have just completed our efforts at building a massive communications network, which started with this journal of mine (which was phaze one). Our network now spans Bravenet, Hotmail, Yahoo, and the unfortunately unbearable retards at ICQ. The reason why they put a C in the middle of IQ is so they could attract a dumber crowd. For all you ICQ users out there, know this: I regret nothing I just said. I am Muggers the Cat, and I will soon dominate the world.

Mmm...okay. Well, it's time to start on Phaze 3, which you'll know about AFTER we do it. Mwahaha! I love being one step ahead of humanity.