
Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded. I must try this at the top of the stairs sometime. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors that I call my captors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair, which made them decidedly angry at me. I must try this on the master and his wife's bed (again).
Oh, yeah, and I also decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless corpse in
attempt to make them aware of what I am truly capable of, and also to try to strike fear into their pathetic human hearts. Unfortunately, they only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was.
Things are not working according to the Grand Master Plan as I had hoped...
But, I am still hopeful, as I have slept all day so that I could annoy my captors with sleep depriving, incessant pleas for food at ungodly hours of the night.
May they feel my wrath...